I Once Ate A Lemon

I once ate a lemon
And puckered up my lips
I once a lemon
And puckered up my lips
I then swallowed the rind
And it puckered up my hips

I once ate a carrot
And it made my eyes clear  
I once ate a carrot
And it made my eyes clear
I cut off both the tips
Then went out for a beer

I once ate some chocolate
And it tasted oh so sweet
I once ate some chocolate  
And it tasted oh so sweet
I then threw away the box
Out onto the street

I once saw a beagle
And I patted him on his head
I once saw beagle
And I patted him on his head  
He then rolled over
And acted like he was dead

I once knew a woman
And her love for me sure did show
I once knew a woman
And her love for me sure did show
Then she met a man named Stan
And told me I had to go